Whiskey River Soap Co. Soap for Mom Brain

I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.

• Soggy Cheerios Scented
  
• Fragrance: Fresh Milk, Honey Almond, Oatmeal Milk & Honey
• Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.
• Net weight: Approximately 6 oz.
• 100% vegan
• Handmade in the USA
• Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.