Whiskey River Soap Co. A Candle for Mom Brain

I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.

• Soggy Cheerios Scented
  
• Fragrance: Fresh Milk, Honey Almond, Oatmeal Milk & Honey
• Net weight: Approximately 10 oz.
• Burn time: 60 hours
• 100% natural wicks
• 100% soy wax
• Hand-poured in the USA
• Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.